She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
