she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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