he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
