is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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