You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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