I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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