Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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