I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
40s are totally the cure
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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