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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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