hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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