I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
This house was built for laser tag.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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