We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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