how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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