Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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