I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
