is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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