Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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