walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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