HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
