i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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