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(901): View more from Tennessee

i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?

(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.

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(503): View more from Oregon

You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??

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(914): View more from New York

my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again

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(847): View more from Illinois

I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.

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(713): View more from Texas

Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS

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(716): View more from New York

I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.

(1-716): View more from New York

I'm fine with that

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