Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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