shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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