one two three fourrrrnication!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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