We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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