Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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