Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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