I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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