no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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