erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
