Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
soo... how was my night?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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