literally had 100 drinks last night.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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