who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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