take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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