I hope mine doesn't look like that
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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