the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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