you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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