Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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