Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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