Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
id be glad to
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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