just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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