why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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