Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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