She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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