Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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