I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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