we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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