what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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