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Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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