is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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