He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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