i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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