Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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