Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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