You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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